Doctor Who Abridged: The Doctor, The Widow and The Wardrobe
[Warning: spoilers for the Christmas special obviously.]
THE DOCTOR, THE WIDOW AND THE WARDROBE (ACTUALLY NEVER MIND THE WARDROBE)
Space: where there is no air. Take note, this will be important later.
Spaceship: SUP EARTH WE ARE HERE TO INVADE YOU haha no not really. We’re not going to do another Earth-gets-invaded-by-aliens story. That would be boring.
Doctor: OH MAN THINGS ARE EXPLODING AND SHIT. This is not a good situation.
Spaceship: I am exploding and you are now in space.
Doctor: Ohman I am getting sucked into space.
Physics: Yes okay that is what would happen initially, but all the air has already sort of gone so…
Doctor: OH MAN I AM FALLING INTO SPACE
Physics: You can’t… you can’t fall in space. There’s no gravity.
Doctor: I NEED TO GET THAT SPACESUIT QUICK BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A VERY GOOD SITUATION
Physics: Right. But. Not to be rude, but you can’t breathe in space. I mean, I’ll forgive you the sounds and everything, because most sci-fi shows/movies ignore the fact that there is no sound in space, but um… really, breathing is not a thing you can do right now. Let alone yelling.
Doctor: OH GOOD I GOT THE SPACESUIT
Physics: Also you should probably be freezing right now. Or burning to death, depending on where the sun is at the moment.
Doctor: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE THOUGH
Physics: No, please, just… just stop.
Doctor: THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE MINE AND THEY SHALL OBEY ME
